Watch X Online's Top Rated (TV Shows, Two and a Half Men) http://www.watchxonline.com/rss/category/5-tv-shows.php WatchXOnline.com - Never scheduled programming | Free Movies / Watch TV Shows Online rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 1 (Two and a Half Men 101 Pilot) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1581-two-and-a-half-men-101-pilot.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 1 Times Watched: 34,942 | Comments: 2

Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew move in with him.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1581-two-and-a-half-men-101-pilot.php Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 2 (Two and a Half Men 102 Big Flappy Bastards) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1582-two-and-a-half-men-102-big-flappy-bastards.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 2 Times Watched: 18,781 | Comments: 2

Charlie begins to learn how to parent Jake while Alan attempts to get Judith back.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1582-two-and-a-half-men-102-big-flappy-bastards.php Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 3 (Two and a Half Men 103 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1586-two-and-a-half-men-103-go-east-on-sunset-until-you-reach-the-gates-of-hell.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 3 Times Watched: 16,887 | Comments: 2

Alan fears he is losing his son and goes drinking with Charlie.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1586-two-and-a-half-men-103-go-east-on-sunset-until-you-reach-the-gates-of-hell.php Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 4 (Two and a Half Men 104 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1589-two-and-a-half-men-104-if-i-cant-write-my-chocolate-song-im-going-to-take.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 4 Times Watched: 13,800 | Comments: 1

Alan has trouble with Berta and Charlie needs to get Jake and Rose to follow his suggestions.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1589-two-and-a-half-men-104-if-i-cant-write-my-chocolate-song-im-going-to-take.php Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 5 (Two and a Half Men 105 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1590-two-and-a-half-men-105-the-last-thing-you-want-is-to-wind-up-with-a-hump.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 5 Times Watched: 13,584 | Comments: 1

Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie having encounters with some sexy soccer moms.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1590-two-and-a-half-men-105-the-last-thing-you-want-is-to-wind-up-with-a-hump.php Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 6 (Two and a Half Men 106 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1591-two-and-a-half-men-106-did-you-check-with-the-captain-of-the-flying-monkeys.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 6 Times Watched: 13,097 | Comments: 1

Charlie and Evelyn are dating members of the same family.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1591-two-and-a-half-men-106-did-you-check-with-the-captain-of-the-flying-monkeys.php Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 7 (Two and a Half Men 107 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1592-two-and-a-half-men-107-if-they-do-go-either-way-theyre-usually-fake.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 7 Times Watched: 16,026 | Comments: 1

Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she befriends the surfer girl.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1592-two-and-a-half-men-107-if-they-do-go-either-way-theyre-usually-fake.php Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 8 (Two and a Half Men 108 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1667-two-and-a-half-men-108-twenty-five-little-pre-pubers-without-a-snoot-ful.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 8 Times Watched: 11,275 | Comments: 2

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1667-two-and-a-half-men-108-twenty-five-little-pre-pubers-without-a-snoot-ful.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:25:45 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 9 (Two and a Half Men 109 Phase One, Complete) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1668-two-and-a-half-men-109-phase-one-complete.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 9 Times Watched: 11,018 | Comments: 1

Charlie wants to dump a female friend that Jake has grown close to. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1668-two-and-a-half-men-109-phase-one-complete.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:28:02 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 10 (Two and a Half Men 110 Merry Thanksgiving) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1669-two-and-a-half-men-110-merry-thanksgiving.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 10 Times Watched: 10,600 | Comments: 1

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. He must also convince his family to join him as well.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1669-two-and-a-half-men-110-merry-thanksgiving.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:29:21 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 11 (Two and a Half Men 111 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1670-two-and-a-half-men-111-alan-harper-frontier-chiropractor.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 11 Times Watched: 10,050 | Comments: 2

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith, prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1670-two-and-a-half-men-111-alan-harper-frontier-chiropractor.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:31:05 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 12 (Two and a Half Men 112 Camel Filters and Pheromones) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1671-two-and-a-half-men-112-camel-filters-and-pheromones.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 12 Times Watched: 12,151 | Comments: 2

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence (Megan Fox) to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1671-two-and-a-half-men-112-camel-filters-and-pheromones.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:40:39 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 13 (Two and a Half Men 113 Sara Like Puny Alan) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1672-two-and-a-half-men-113-sara-like-puny-alan.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 13 Times Watched: 10,006 | Comments: 1

Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister (who's a hot soap opera actress), and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1672-two-and-a-half-men-113-sara-like-puny-alan.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:53:53 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 14 (Two and a Half Men 114 I Can't Afford Hyenas) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1673-two-and-a-half-men-114-i-cant-afford-hyenas.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 14 Times Watched: 9,679 | Comments: 1

Charlie's accountant Stan (Richard Lewis) tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him: Charlie spends faster than his royalty checks come in. Alan then coaches Charlie on how to live frugally.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1673-two-and-a-half-men-114-i-cant-afford-hyenas.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:55:40 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 15 (Two and a Half Men 115 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (part 1)) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1674-two-and-a-half-men-115-round-one-to-the-hot-crazy-chick-part-1.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 15 Times Watched: 9,946 | Comments: 2

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman) whom the brothers find smashing up a BMW in a parking lot with a baseball bat.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1674-two-and-a-half-men-115-round-one-to-the-hot-crazy-chick-part-1.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:57:05 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 16 (Two and a Half Men 116 That Was Saliva, Alan (part 2)) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1675-two-and-a-half-men-116-that-was-saliva-alan-part-2.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 16 Times Watched: 8,279 | Comments: 2

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1675-two-and-a-half-men-116-that-was-saliva-alan-part-2.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:58:26 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 17 (Two and a Half Men 117 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1676-two-and-a-half-men-117-ate-the-hamburgers-wearing-the-hats.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 17 Times Watched: 9,634 | Comments: 1

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. Events unveil just how capable Charlie can be at taking care of Jake.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1676-two-and-a-half-men-117-ate-the-hamburgers-wearing-the-hats.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:59:00 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 18 (Two and a Half Men 118 An Old Flame With a New Wick) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1677-two-and-a-half-men-118-an-old-flame-with-a-new-wick.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 18 Times Watched: 8,508 | Comments: 1

Charlie is stunned to learn that an ex-girlfriend, Jill, is now a man, Bill (Chris O'Donnell).

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1677-two-and-a-half-men-118-an-old-flame-with-a-new-wick.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:02:19 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 20 (Two and a Half Men 120 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1678-two-and-a-half-men-120-hey-i-can-pee-outside-in-the-dark.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 20 Times Watched: 7,443 | Comments: 1

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1678-two-and-a-half-men-120-hey-i-can-pee-outside-in-the-dark.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:08:59 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 21 (Two and a Half Men 121 No Sniffing, No Wowing) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1679-two-and-a-half-men-121-no-sniffing-no-wowing.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 21 Times Watched: 7,507 | Comments: 1

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1679-two-and-a-half-men-121-no-sniffing-no-wowing.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:30:57 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 22 (Two and a Half Men 122 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1680-two-and-a-half-men-122-my-doctor-has-a-cow-puppet.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 22 Times Watched: 7,343 | Comments: 1

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1680-two-and-a-half-men-122-my-doctor-has-a-cow-puppet.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:31:56 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 23 (Two and a Half Men 123 Just Like Buffalo) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1681-two-and-a-half-men-123-just-like-buffalo.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 1 | Episode 23 Times Watched: 6,830 | Comments: 1

Charlie sweet talks Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1681-two-and-a-half-men-123-just-like-buffalo.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:33:02 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 1 (Two and a Half Men 201 Back Off Mary Poppins) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1682-two-and-a-half-men-201-back-off-mary-poppins.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 2 | Episode 1 Times Watched: 18,040 | Comments: 2

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1682-two-and-a-half-men-201-back-off-mary-poppins.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:37:08 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 2 (Two and a Half Men 202 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1683-two-and-a-half-men-202-enjoy-those-garlic-balls.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 2 | Episode 2 Times Watched: 13,205 | Comments: 2

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

]]> http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1683-two-and-a-half-men-202-enjoy-those-garlic-balls.php Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:38:13 -0500 rss@watchxonline.com (WatchXOnline.com) Episode 3 (Two and a Half Men 203 A Bag Full of Jawea) http://www.watchxonline.com/media/1684-two-and-a-half-men-203-a-bag-full-of-jawea.php

TV Shows, Two and a Half Men, Season 2 | Episode 3 Times Watched: 12,208 | Comments: 1

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his attempts fail every time.

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