TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 1 Times Watched: 19,409 | Comments: 1

Francis neglects his work. The family travels to Las Vegas. Reese and Dewey show an obese rabbit at a competition. Hal has a prophetic dream of winning at a slot machine. Lois goes backstage with her favorite singer (David Cassidy).

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 2 Times Watched: 18,293 | Comments: 0

Hot, popular girls want to be seen with Reese, Malcolm and Stevie as revenge on their boyfriends. One of them "wants" to kiss Reese. However, they have to stay home to take care of Jamie. Dewey, stuck at home with Jamie, tells him an elaborate story in which their parents are secretly wealthy, and have a hidden "secret good house" in their closet. Hal wants to buy diapers for Jamie but can't pay for them, so he has to work for Craig at the Lucky Aide. He and the other employees end up starting a...

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 3 Times Watched: 14,160 | Comments: 2

Stevie finds out his mother Kitty has divorced his dad. Lois' high school diary falls into Reese's backpack; Reese reads it and becomes infatuated with the original owner. Dewey wishes to regress into wanting to be a baby again.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 4 Times Watched: 14,936 | Comments: 1

Reese displays monomania and culinary genius while making Thanksgiving dinner. Francis and Piama get into a fight and nearly divorce until Lois steps in. Malcolm goes out to a party, where he spends half the time trying to figure out if a girl (Alessandra Toreson) is flirting with him. They get drunk and almost have sex, Malcolm runs home and tells Francis that he is a coward, until Francis gives him some good advice. This episode was rated TV-14 DLS.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 5 Times Watched: 14,967 | Comments: 0

Malcolm films Reese for a school psychology assignment, he later finds out that his teacher had planned it to turn his classmates against him. Dewey works as a street performer behind Lois and Hal's back, but he might be let off the hook when they are in some financial difficulties.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 6 Times Watched: 15,123 | Comments: 0

Reese and Malcolm get jobs. Malcolm catches Lois smoking at work. Hal takes a class to spend more time with Jamie. Dewey wants brothering from Francis.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 7 Times Watched: 12,714 | Comments: 1

Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees. Craig is bitten by a squirrel. Otto's family visits the ranch.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 8 Times Watched: 14,164 | Comments: 4

The family come back early from their yearly vacation to find that their neighbors have been holding an annual block party to celebrate their absence.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 9 Times Watched: 12,769 | Comments: 0

Malcolm is a part of the school newsletter team. When a student appears with a brilliant story, Malcolm decides to publish it despite the graphic and adult nature it displays, leaving Principal Block (Kurtwood Smith) to cancel all extracurricular activities rather than "turning their high school into an adult bookstore". This episode was rated TV-14 D.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 10 Times Watched: 11,894 | Comments: 0

Hal buys a hot tub. Malcolm gets his learner's permit while Reese steals Dewey's new friend Noah. Gretchen's former fiance who is also Otto's best friend comes to the ranch.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 11 Times Watched: 12,067 | Comments: 1

Ida plans to drug a Chinese man (James Hong) into marrying her and take all of his money. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced, while Dewey pretends that Reese is non-existent (making Reese worried) after Reese smashes Dewey's model ship.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 13 Times Watched: 9,670 | Comments: 0

Lois's sister (Laurie Metcalf) visits and Lois learns she needs a new kidney.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 14 Times Watched: 11,440 | Comments: 1

Lois boycotts Luigi's (the family's favorite restaurant), while Malcolm dates an intellectual family's daughter (Sara Paxton), and gets involved with the family in the process.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 16 Times Watched: 10,999 | Comments: 0

Malcolm looks forward to visiting college, but it becomes a nightmare when Lois comes along and they meet the dorm head, Leland. Dewey steals items around the house to drive Hal nuts and to build a piano. Reese pretends to be a drug dealer to go out with the school's narc. Francis and Otto take care of a day care, with disastrous results. This episode was rated TV-14.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 17 Times Watched: 10,324 | Comments: 0

Polly the babysitter (Julie Hagerty) is caught in a love triangle between Abe & Craig after Lois and Hal unknowingly set them up on dates.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 19 Times Watched: 11,492 | Comments: 0

Stevie & Malcolm try to figure out how Reese managed to separate two bases. Dewey sells chocolate bars by fibbing.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 20 Times Watched: 9,549 | Comments: 0

Lois, Reese, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Victor's secret family. Dewey dreads Hal running with him since bad things always happen before such events between the two. Betty White guest stars as Victor's other wife.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 21 Times Watched: 12,849 | Comments: 0

Reese runs away. Hal's company goes under la Enron.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 22 Times Watched: 12,034 | Comments: 1

The company uses Hal as a scapegoat, while Reese becomes a top-class soldier and makes his way with his squad into Afghanistan.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 15 Times Watched: 13,398 | Comments: 0

Reese moves out after the parents get upset over something we might never know (although it was big and it involved cats and evacuation).

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 18 Times Watched: 10,295 | Comments: 2

Dewey, after deliberately failing rather than excel on an I.Q. test and be in a similar class as Malcolm, is sent to a special class due to Malcolm's advice.

TV Shows, Malcolm in the Middle, Season 5 | Episode 12 Times Watched: 11,240 | Comments: 2

Malcolm unwillingly joins the Lucky Aide softball team.